💃 Big Tech CEO Face Off 🕺

Good morning, Salesforce Nerds! Welcome to the Big Tech CEO Battle Royale!

Here are the rules:

You are provided objective, irrelevant, and entertaining stats of the baddest CEOs on the planet.

Readers - hit the poll at the end to pick your winner 🏆

Let’s get to it 👊

THE ZUCK

Mark Zuckerberg

👑 CEO | Meta

💰 Net Worth | $170,000,000,000

🎂 Age | 39 (youngest)

📏 Height | 5’7 (tied for shortest)

♉️ Sign | Taurus

🎓 College | Harvard (dropped out)

👬 Famous Relative | None

🔖 Salesforce Certifications | None

💬 Not Obvious Claim to Fame | Had to deny being a lizard because of this.

🤔 Interesting Fact | As a New Years Resolution, he learned Mandarin (Chinese) in just one year; a notoriously difficult language for a westerner. Then, he gave a 20min speech in his newly learned language.

MCKINSEY MATERIAL

Sundar Pichai

👑 CEO | Google

💰 Net Worth | $1,700,000,000

🎂 Age | 51

📏 Height | 5’11

♋️ Sign | Cancer

🎓 College | Indian Institute of Technology Kharagpur (BS Technology) | Stanford (MS Material Sciences and Engineering) | University of Pennsylvania (MBA)

👬 Famous Relative | None

🔖 Salesforce Certifications | None

💬 Not Obvious Claim to Fame | Used to work at McKinsey 

🤔 Interesting Fact | Joined Google on April Fools Day 2004, the same day Gmail was launched.

THE NON-BILLIONAIRE

Satya Nadella

👑 CEO | Microsoft

💰 Net Worth | $963,000,000 (poorest. Or least rich. Whatever.)

🎂 Age | 56

📏 Height | 5’9

♌️ Sign | Leo 💪

🎓 College | Manipal Institute of Technology (BS Engineering) | UW-Milwaukee (MS Computer Science) | University of Chicago (MBA)

👬 Famous Relative | None

🔖 Salesforce Certifications | None

💬 Not Obvious Claim to Fame | On the Board of Directors for Starbucks, a fellow Seattle-based company.

🤔 Interesting Fact | Uses a MacBook Pro 14” M3 Max as his personal computer 😉. Just kidding. Fact - he is credited with being a major force in the development of everyone’s favorite browser, Bing.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY TENACIOUS

Jensen Huang

👑 CEO | Nvidia. 👆 that quote was said with a shrug and straight-faced, by the way. This guy is built different.

💰 Net Worth | $77,000,000,000

🎂 Age | 61

📏 Height | 5’8

♒️ Sign | Aquarius

🎓 College | Oregon State University (BS Electrical Engineering) | Stanford (MS Electrical Engineering)

👬 Famous Relative | Lisa Su, Chair and CEO of AMD ($300BB company!) is his first-cousin

🔖 Salesforce Certifications | None

💬 Not Obvious Claim to Fame | He is an enthusiast of leather biker jackets and often wears them in public appearances, just like Steve Jobs and his black turtlenecks.

🤔 Interesting Fact | Used to work at AMD…yes the same AMD that his cousin is the CEO. Strong bloodline!

THE HARDEST SHOES TO FILL

Tim Cook

👑 CEO | Apple

💰 Net Worth | $2,100,000,000

🎂 Age | 63 (oldest)

📏 Height | 5’9

♏️ Sign | Scorpio

🎓 College | Auburn University (BS Industrial Engineering) | Duke University (MBA)

👬 Famous Relative | None

🔖 Salesforce Certifications | None

💬 Not Obvious Claim to Fame | Tim recently became the inspiration for an intentionally creepy cryptocurrency 😷.

🤔 Interesting Fact | Tim says he wakes up to ~700 emails per day 😵.

2 DAY SHIPPING TO ANYWHERE

Jeff Bezos

👑 (former) CEO | Amazon

💰 Net Worth | $192,000,000,000 (richest)

🎂 Age | 60

📏 Height | 5’7 (tied for shortest)

♑️ Sign | Capricorn

🎓 College | Princeton (BS Electrical Engineering and Computer Science)

👬 Famous Relative | None but this is an interesting story about his family.

🔖 Salesforce Certifications | None

💬 Not Obvious Claim to Fame | Jeff’s former-wife, Mackenzie Scott, has donated tens of billions of dollars MORE to charity than him. He has previously stated he wants to build wealth so that he can give more, later.

🤔 Interesting Fact | Jeff’s side project is amazing, incredible. Who’s got money to donate when you’re building alien technology?!

THE LESSER KNOWN COUSIN

Marc Benioff

👑 CEO | Salesforce

💰 Net Worth | $10,300,000,000

🎂 Age | 59

📏 Height | 6’5 (tallest)

♑️ Sign | Capricorn

🎓 College | University of Southern California (BS Business Administration)

👬 Famous Relative | The Game of Thrones co-creator, writer and producer David Benioff is Marc’s second-cousin. Also, Marc’s grandfather was, as a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, a driving force behind the city’s BART public transit.

🔖 Salesforce Certifications | None 😳

💬 Not Obvious Claim to Fame | Marc is a 4th-generation San Franciscan. When he waxes poetic about the city, it’s from the heart 💙.

🤔 Interesting Fact | Pre-Salesforce, Marc built a beautiful sales team at Oracle. Literally beautiful, the office was internally known as Oracle Breeding Grounds because all the salespeople working there were 😍.

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